Don't you fucking dare win that fight Mary-Kate

Collision Course (1987)
Detective Tony Costas (Jay Leno) and Inspector Fuji (Pat Morita) team up in Detroit to retrieve a top secret car part stolen from Tokyo.

I need to get a copy of this movie. Haha. The trailer is hilarious.

Conor sent me an article about an accident on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (my favorite ride at Disneyland) last Thursday that shut down the ride indefinitely.

—Less than a year after the tragedy on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad ride killed a man and injured 10 others, the attraction was the site of yet another accident tonight.

How embarrassing would it be to die riding a Disneyland attraction? Six Flags, I can understand, but Disneyland? That's like dying after being hit by a pedestrian.

I want to see Arby's' anthropomorphic oven mitt fight Hamburger Helper's anthropomorphic glove.

currently annoyed by:
—bobby rivers of the food network
—the best of the howard stern show on the radio
—s'mores
—the sample used in "triple trouble" by the beastie boys
—the weather in los angeles