Date Archives June 2004

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on location in Northern California… One of my parents' friends bought me a region-free DVD player for graduation, but the box said —This DVD Player is designed and manufactured to play Region 1 DVD discs. I wanted to make sure the DVD player was in…

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This shirt is teh cool. I want one to wear when if I visit this summer. *** My cousin Betsy's getting married on Saturday in Northern California. Graduation is Friday and Sunday in Southern California. Betsy's wedding is part of the reason why I'm not…

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Eminem has more Oscars than Martin Scorsese. Up until this year, David Arquette held the World Heavyweight Championship more times than Chris Benoit. Grambo of Royal Oak, MI: —I've got a memo for Lakers PF "Hot" Karl Malone … hey douchebag, how does it feel…

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Sometimes, when I'm depressed, I like to pretend to sniff cocaine off my hands like Sean Penn does in Carlito's Way, replete with sniffing sound and post-sniff facial expressions. The American hostage in Saudi Arabia kind of looks like Sgt. Slaughter.

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Has anyone else noticed the resemblance between Aaron Carter, the lead singer of The Calling and the kid who plays Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films? The Beastie Boys made special appearances at two radio station festivals in California this past weekend. I saw…

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Last weekend, in an apparent attempt to draw a crowd response during his match against WWE champion Eddie Guerrero in Munich, John "Bradshaw" Layfield goose-stepped around the ring and raised his arm numerous times in an Adolf Hitler salute. Such actions are illegal in Germany….

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I received an amusing spam-mail from "Nancy Delong": Subject: Poweeeerful Ereeeections From This Seeeeex Oiiiiil Hi Haley, Wannaaaaa feeel like Superman in Beeeed! Your paaaartner will looooove you for this oone. http://www.mauderbonds.info/x/?AFF_ID=wd06ox Nancy Delong The best part was the postscript: Reeeemove Heeeeeree Ghostface Killah lyrics…

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