I know it's the cynic and the WWE fan in me, but for some reason, I really hope the following happens at the Democratic National Convention this summer: Kerry gets up on the last night, about to start his speech accepting the nomination, when suddenly the lights go out in the arena. On the large video screens, images of flags waving in amber fields of grain are shown over a pulsing rock beat. Suddenly, the name "MCCAIN" appears over the flag. The lights come on, and unbelievably, McCain's onstage. He completely clocks Kerry with a steel chair and accepts the nomination. McCain turning face and leaving the Republican Party? Political gold.