My Mother: Hello?
Me: Happy Mother's Day!
My Mother: Heh. What do you need?
My Mother: [away from the receiver] Peter, Jon needs $500!
My Mother: Dad says it'll be in your savings account tomorrow.
My Mother: Oh by the way, Betsy wants you to be a driver for her wedding.
My Mother: Great. Anything else?
My Mother: Take care of yourself.
Me: Will do. Bye.
Total elapsed time: 22 seconds.