Date Archives May 2004

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I saw The Day After Tomorrow the day before yesterday. —I'm using my body heat to keep you warm! In elementary school, we watched this miniseries The Voyage of the Mimi. In one episode, the old captain of the ship gets hypothermia and in order…

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—I know it's the cynic and the WWE fan in me, but for some reason, I really hope the following happens at the Democratic National Convention this summer: Kerry gets up on the last night, about to start his speech accepting the nomination, when suddenly…

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My Mother: Hello? Me: Happy Mother's Day! My Mother: Heh. What do you need? Me: $500. My Mother: [away from the receiver] Peter, Jon needs $500! [fuzzy dialogue] My Mother: Dad says it'll be in your savings account tomorrow. Me: Sweetness. My Mother: Oh by…

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—Oscar winner Denzel Washington stars as a man on fire. from a commercial for a television broadcast of Remember the Titans Friday night on ABC, five couples competed for a teenager's unborn child and Nightline consisted entirely of Ted Koppel reading the names of all…

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