At work today, I made directional signs for a school-sanctioned viewing party for the series finale of Friends.

The official Friends website provides a Friends finale party guide, finale party invitations and a finale party t-shirt iron-on.

Two weeks ago, I remember seeing clips on the local news of people drinking and dancing at parties celebrating the finale of The Apprentice.

God, Americans are retarded.

Iraq is a mess, civil liberties are under attack, and we're throwing parties for television shows.

Edit: Not just any television shows — a fuckin' sitcom and a reality show starring Donald Trump.