—Ereka from "The Apprentice" said, like Omarosa before her, that she would consider a talk show. Oh, honey. Check the clock. It's Playboy, then back to work.

—"Good Morning America" got all excited about having Janet Jackson on as a guest — with a five-second delay. Oooh, scary, a five-second delay. Like she's going to do it again.

Tim Goodman, San Francisco Chronicle, 03.17.04