A pizza delivery man claims he's also a vampire slayer. Tonight at ten.
This is what passes for news in Los Angeles.
WWE pay-per-views are 3 for 3 in kickass main events this year. I (to quote Scott Keith) "marked out like nuts" for the Royal Rumble and Eddie Guerrero vs. Brock Lesnar at No Way Out. As for WrestleMania XX, I actually cried tears of joy when Chris Benoit made HHH tap out.
For those who don't follow wrestling, think Maryland upsetting Duke in overtime to win its first ACC tournament title in 20 years. It was that satisfying.
I hear a Benoit vs. HBK vs. HHH ladder match will main event the Backlash pay-per-view next month in Benoit's hometown.
4 for 4, baby.