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The Daily Bruin ran this ad repeatedly earlier this year:

Whenever I saw it, I expected a subsequent series of photographs in which the girl removes her clothing and shows off her vagina.

No student of the year is named Misty Richards.

Why are the commercials for colleges that air during televised college sporting events so lame?

These schools invest millions of dollars in athletics but somehow have self-promotion commercials that look like they were made for public access television.

I think ESPN should just marry the ACC.

Kirk Hinrich welcomes Washington's Mike Jensen to the college basketball hair hall of shame.

"Let's Get Retarded" by the Black Eyed Peas is both retarded and surprisingly rad at the same time.

What happened to the set of Jeopardy? Growing up, the Jeopardy set always looked sleek. Now everything's all gold and shit. It looks like what a high school drama club might use for a scene from a play set in Egypt.

John Kerry's face looks like something you might see on a potato chip.