Date Archives March 2004

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Winter quarter is over. Rory and I are in Japan for spring break. Winter quarter is always my worst quarter. This was the essay topic on my English 179 final: —How have ideas that derive from British imperialism and its literature influenced American writers' ideas…

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On February 11, 2004, Dominionist leaders introduced a bill in Congress in both houses called "The Constitution Restoration Act of 2004." The bill proposes adding the following law to Section 1260 of Title 28, Chapter 81 of the U.S. Code: —Notwithstanding any other provision of…

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—Ereka from "The Apprentice" said, like Omarosa before her, that she would consider a talk show. Oh, honey. Check the clock. It's Playboy, then back to work. —"Good Morning America" got all excited about having Janet Jackson on as a guest — with a five-second…

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The Daily Bruin ran this ad repeatedly earlier this year: Whenever I saw it, I expected a subsequent series of photographs in which the girl removes her clothing and shows off her vagina. No student of the year is named Misty Richards. Why are the…

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Bill Simmons once wrote something on ESPN.com's Page 2 (I'm too lazy to find the link) about scenes in movies that he could have done without, like the Jennifer Connelly lesbian butt fuck scene in Requiem for a Dream and any scene with Fabienne in…

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I'm seeing Sparta at the Troubadour next week. The Ticketmaster surcharges are more expensive than the actual ticket. Un-fuckin'-believable. What is this order processing charge? I thought the convenience charge was for processing my order! Also, why does Ticketmaster need $8.45 to hold a ticket…

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