The NFL dumped J.C. Chasez from the halftime show at this Sunday's Pro Bowl in Honolulu after fellow *NSYNC member Justin Timberlake's stunt with Janet Jackson during the Super Bowl halftime show last weekend.

The new Pro Bowl halftime plan includes hula dancers, drummers, conch shell blowers and local singers.

I am shocked and appalled.

Unable to fine Timberlake, the NFL decided to oust Timberlake ally Chasez instead, justifying interference with the existing state of affairs as necessary to remove weapons of cultural destruction which posed a direct threat to America.

—We believed the song and the choreography were going to be over the top, NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy said.

Of course, we all know how this will end.

Liberal: Ha! There were no weapons of cultural destruction!
Conservative: So what? The NFL still did the right thing. Wouldn't you agree that the world is a better place without J.C. Chasez on stage?