Matt comments on the baby names piece:
i'm a big fan of calling [black people] on making names up
i had a cashier named Aphrodesia
my sister knew a guy named Ty'Juan. pronounced taiwan.
man, what are some good ones i've heard. oh, hahaha, my mom works in a hospital. one stupid black lady thought that the hospital named her daughter for her. all they did was designate her "female," she thought it was a name pronounced like fa-MAH-lee
haha. a guy on tony's floor. LaChance
black twins always have names that rhyme
oh shit, this is the worst one in the world. i wouldn't believe it if my mom didn't actually see it
twin boys named orangejello and lemonjello
are you serious?
yep. yeah, they were black. but they pronounced the words all funny.
yeah, accent on the ron
it's fucking ridiculous