I have seen 99 movies in a theatre this year, theatre hopping only once (Elf). This will probably be number 100. After that, the drought begins. January is always the sorriest month of the year for cinema, and with Kill Bill: Vol. 2 possibly bumped…
Date Archives December 2003
funkyfresh relapse: 2004
Filmmakers: Low-angle shots of treetops with infiltrating sunlight are not as profound as you think. Actual television commercial voice-over: Metal detecting is one of America's fastest-growing hobbies. Another actual television commercial voice-over: Project Gotham Racing 2 exclusively for the XBox is the best racing game…
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In 1997, I attended a benefit concert for a school for retarded children. During the Smashing Pumpkins' set, Billy Corgan brought out surprise guest Marilyn Manson and together they performed Manson's "The Beautiful People" while these retarded kids behind them on stage sat there unsure…
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Billy Barf, whose acquaintance with anything Italian was limited to the deuteragonist of Donkey Kong and a few canned-pasta commercials, insisted on speaking with his imperfect idea of an ethnic accent until Isaiah Two Four, detecting not only its inauthenticity but also its potential for…
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He looks like Santa Claus! ahahahahahaLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!1 Retards. EXITflu
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These bottles of water I bought at the supermarket smell like homeless people. EXITthe return of the king
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You know it's the holiday season when you start seeing cars with giant bowties on them. EXITlaughing at democrats