Whenever I'm at Jamba Juice, I like to pretend to be 19th century literary characters when the person taking my order asks for a name.
How do you spell that?
L-O-R-D-space-F-A-U-N-T-L-
Hold up. L-O-R-D-space-
F-A-U-N-T-L-E-R-O-Y. Lord Fauntleroy.
I'm sorry, sir, that's too many characters.
Too what? Well, just Roy then.
Okay.
Actually, if you could, make it LORD Roy. I want the proper title in there.
Okay.
Thanks. You're a sweetie.
Later:
Peenya Kowlada for…Lord Roy!
[pause]
Lord Roy? Peenya Kowlada?
[pause]
Oh. That's me. Here!