On Friday, Apple will release Panther, the latest version of Mac OS X.
I assumed they called it "Panther" because it's the follow-up to Mac OS X Jaguar.
Then, I saw the box for Panther.
All that's missing is a commercial with Louis Farrakhan speaking in front of a white background.
When I see this advertisement, I think: "If I buy an iPod, I will lose all sense of individuality."
When he's not recording or touring, 50 Cent is ESPN baseball analyst Harold Reynolds.
I'm going to be Johnny Mo (Gordon Liu) for Halloween.