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And now, actual pitches for animated series:

—It's about a sponge who wears pants and lives in a pineapple under the sea.

—It's about vegetables who re-live Bible stories.

—It's about the pride of white lions who perform in Siegfried & Roy's Las Vegas act.

—It's about a stripper who fights crime in her off-time.

—It's a 30-minute commercial for a card game.

—It's about a fast food cup, a fry box and a wad of meat who solve mysteries in New Jersey.

—It's about the exploits of the producer of The Godfather.