And now, actual pitches for animated series:
It's about a sponge who wears pants and lives in a pineapple under the sea.
It's about vegetables who re-live Bible stories.
It's about a stripper who fights crime in her off-time.
It's a 30-minute commercial for a card game.
It's about a fast food cup, a fry box and a wad of meat who solve mysteries in New Jersey.
It's about the exploits of the producer of The Godfather.