My friend Adam attends USC. I told him about the annual All Hill Halloween event at UCLA where children from ghetto parts of Los Angeles are bused to campus to trick-or-treat safely in the dorms. We do the same thing at my school, only we…
Date Archives October 2003
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Whenever I'm at Jamba Juice, I like to pretend to be 19th century literary characters when the person taking my order asks for a name. How do you spell that? L-O-R-D-space-F-A-U-N-T-L- Hold up. L-O-R-D-space- F-A-U-N-T-L-E-R-O-Y. Lord Fauntleroy. I'm sorry, sir, that's too many characters. Too…
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Homecoming is this weekend at UCLA. I saw some people making floats for the sorry-ass parade. I remember in high school, each class would make a parade float for Homecoming. Students and parents would spend days designing and constructing these elaborate compositions of wood, chicken…