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Cliché #2143: Musical artists who say that if they could pick one MTV Video Music Award to win, it'd be the viewer's choice award.

When Lil' Bow Wow dropped the first word from his name last year because "he was growing up and wasn't a kid anymore," he failed to realize that his name is still fuckin' BOW WOW.


I cannot respect any grown man who wears a dress shirt with Marvel prints on it.


—Hey, I'm wearing a shirt with "college" written on it. I'm cool!

No, you aren't. You're a moron who paid for a shirt with "college" written on it. If you must tribute Animal House, do it properly.

Hannity's Pro-American Song Club <— HOT