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Lara Craft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

deus ex machina
1. a person or thing (as in fiction or drama) that appears or is introduced suddenly and unexpectedly and provides a contrived solution to an apparently insoluble difficulty
2. a weapon more powerful than you could ever imagine

Whenever ancient markings stump Lara, she tells her two manservants to figure them out for her offscreen, and sure enough, they always come through. Lara crashes a plane in rural China and conveniently lands near an old Asian lady friend who supplies her with firearms and motorcycles. The bad guy conveniently has a machine designed to decode an orb that's been lost for centuries. Sheridan needs someone to fly a helicopter and Bryce conveniently knows how to fly one from playing video games.

Does the screenwriter think I'm stupid?

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Vince went over a kid with one leg, and then half the crowd booed the cripple.

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