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Why are pornographic magazines sold in airports?

Stores in airports sell last-minute souvenirs and flight necessities.

I can't think of a situation in which the acquisition of porn would be urgent, especially in an airport.

Maybe people buy porn in airports for when they're in a hotel room all alone later. But wouldn't you just want to buy some Spice Channel or something? Why would you buy porn in a crowded public place that's under heavy surveillance?

Moreover, who would actually want to read a porno mag in really close company with people you don't know trapped in the middle seat with a fat boner?

Ogre speculates that maybe porn is available in airports for people who want to join the mile high club, but I don't think the mile high club covers masturbation. Besides, who brags about masturbating in an airplane lavatory?