Pizza Hut's latest promotion is Family Movie Night. Get a one of four movies on DVD for free when you buy a large pizza at regular price. Choose from Mr. Mom, All Dogs Go to Heaven 2, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and Honeymoon in…

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Colin / website Let us look at the facts: — in 2029 on the eve of losing the war, the machines send a T-800 to 1984, a T-1000 to 1992, and a T-X to 2003 — subsequently, John Connor and the humans, having intercepted ALL…

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I was at Jack in the Box today and needed to use the restroom. Inside, I saw two empty pant legs moving around in a closed stall. I stepped in front of a urinal and unzipped. As I was peeing, I heard a black man…

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Was it really necessary to film the movie in 2.40:1 widescreen? Enough smiling already. Someone on the crew really likes Prodigy. What, exactly, is the point of the orphan boy? Or Alex's father? Or Bosley's mother? Or the Thin Man? Or this movie? Four people…

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Why are pornographic magazines sold in airports? Stores in airports sell last-minute souvenirs and flight necessities. I can't think of a situation in which the acquisition of porn would be urgent, especially in an airport. Maybe people buy porn in airports for when they're in…

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McDonald's new McGriddle breakfast sandwiches feature pancakes with syrup baked in as buns and different combinations of sausage, bacon, eggs and cheese. Way to consolidate breakfast, McDonald's. I can't wait until Subway starts making sandwiches with giant potato chips instead of bread.

After many many weeks in production, the new header is up…for a limited time only. Click the header for the full image. Thank you to Jon Wilcox and hopefully, the "Pride of the Machinks" header won't take as long to make. Heh. Heh.

The average American will live about 80 years. Granted, no graduating UCLA student will settle for average anything, but after all is said and done, most of our lives are more than a quarter over, and eighty is creeping ever closer, even as you read…

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50 Cent – "In Da Club" (Nine Inch Nails "Closer" Remix) What must Trent think? 50 Pence – "In Da Pub" from the album Get Rich or Claim Benefit Beyoncé – "In Da Club" "Go shorty! It's Beyoncé!"