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Date Archives May 2003
Comedic Variations on Three Themes
Chemistry Sets Jerry Seinfeld: Can someone please explain to me the chemistry set? Did our parents want us to cause explosions or taste poison? Was this really a good idea? Dennis Miller: You get that chemistry set and suddenly the basement goes Krakatoa on you….
Theatre of the Absurd 4: There Are Some Things That Never Change
The Animatrix 05.13.02 The Matrix Reloaded 05.14.02 Hollywood, CA Banner handed me my 20th Century British Fiction midterm. C- What a way to start the biggest movie day of the year. I arrived at Hollywood and Highland around 5:00 PM and stopped by the El…
Happy Birthday to Little Willy!
Michael Moore on On the Record with Bob Costas: Bob: I think you would be more convincing if some of the tone of what you did was "yeah, BUT…" instead of "NO! BUT…" To concede that which common sense tells us is true and then…
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For teh Wankers.