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MTV is heading over to Egypt for the hottest holiday this side of the equator featuring performances and appearances by: Pete Yorn, Monica Lewinsky, Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas, Perry Farrell, Paula Abdul, Midtown and many others. Gideon kicks things off on Wednesday 04.16 with The Party of the Red Sea featuring Disturbed and Vanessa Carlton.

Check out all the kosher-rific shows:

Adam Sandler's Seder Management
Premiere: Wednesday 04.16
8:30 PM

Adam Sandler has 24 hours to plan the ultimate seder experience.

Fashionably Starving
Premiere: Wednesday 04.16
9:00 PM

Paula Abdul joins La La and Quddus to heeb up MTV's rocked out, high fashion catwalk with live performances by Pete Yorn, Midtown and MC Paul Barman.

Mr. Passover
Premiere: Wednesday 04.16
9:30 PM

Jewish men stretch their knowledge of the Torah in front of Mr. Personality host Monica Lewinsky to become the first Mr. Passover.

MTV Unleavened
Premiere: Thursday 04.17
8:00 PM

Track a group of Passover party animals as they indulge in the reading of the Haggadah.

Passover's Most Outrageous Moments
Premiere: Thursday 04.17
8:30 PM

It Runs in the Family's Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas and Cameron Douglas reflect on all the madness that has gone down over the years during past Passovers.

"Remember when Pauly Shore hid the afikomen in his ass?"

P_nk'd
Premiere: Thursday 04.17
9:00 PM

What happens when Creed singer Scott Stapp is told his first-born son was slain? Will he take the news well? Or will he get P_NK'D?

A Taildaters Passover
Premiere: Thursday 04.17
9:30 PM

Jewish students away from home are followed by overbearing family members with pagers. If the kids don't respect tradition, the Taildaters are ready to come in and save the day.

"Hold on. I got a page."

[checks pager]

"Why on this night do we eat bitter herbs? [groan] Mom!"

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