"It's the freakin' weekend, baby, and I'm gonna have me some fun. Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce." r. kelly – "ignition (remix)" i went to coachella this past weekend with jord and MAH HERO. i bet jord and tony that they couldn't…

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chafboy: its his personalities chafboy: its the movie that kaufman said couldnt be done, the personality movie chafboy: hence the title, Identity chafboy: motel is all mind chafboy: the guy already is a serial killer, he's gonna be executed and is in custody chafboy: but…

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"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol…" queens of the stone age – "feel good hit of the summer" Editor's Note: The following piece is true. My friend Jose works for the San Francisco Chronicle. He's currently part of a team planning a new weekly…

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I finished booking the rest of my school year for the most part. I'm still working on securing time for the upcoming Elliott Smith show at UCLA and the out-of-state Sasquatch! and Field Day festivals. Everything would be a lot easier were I not stuck…

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MTV is heading over to Egypt for the hottest holiday this side of the equator featuring performances and appearances by: Pete Yorn, Monica Lewinsky, Kirk Douglas, Michael Douglas, Perry Farrell, Paula Abdul, Midtown and many others. Gideon kicks things off on Wednesday 04.16 with The…

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"See, I could never be a fat guy. I'll tell you why. One simple reason. The first day I wake up and I can't see my dick, I STOP EATING!" denis leary Computer-generated girl and boy figures appear with bodies formed of action verbs such…

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"Why can't I be a one-sided know-it-all blowhard like everyone else?" tony millionaire – maakies [source comic] Editor's Note: This piece appears in the April 14 edition of Adam Riff™ The Magazine. Opinion Remember those white guys in high school who wanted to start a…

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My classes for spring quarter were dropped the weekend before spring quarter started because of an accounting error. I managed to salvage two classes I had originally enrolled in and settled with the best of the worst of what was still open for a third…

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"Our study found no positive relationship between increasing minority population in a university and educational experience, except in the case of Asians." stanley rothman – director for the center for the study of social and political change at smith college [source article] Rothman said the…

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