file under: no slog for this?


Voting begins 03.01.03.

BEST CAMEO
John Malkovich, John Cusack + Catherine Keener
Adaptation

Tom Cruise, Gwenyth Paltrow, Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito, Steven Spielberg, Britney Spears + John Travolta
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Brad Pitt + Matt Damon
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

Rip Taylor
Jackass: The Movie

Conan O'Brien
Storytelling

BEST MURDER
Christian Bale slices the front of Taye Diggs' face off with a sword
Equilibrium

wearing nothing but tighty whities, Paul Bettany beats the life outta Jamie Foreman to classical music (shot from Foreman's perspective)
Gangster No. 1

Ryan Phillippe and Kieran Culkin suffocate Susan Sarandon with a plastic bag
Igby Goes Down

Nazis walk into an apartment, lift up an old wheelchair-bound Jewish man and throw him off the apartment balcony
The Pianist

Ralph Fiennes glues a half-naked Philip Seymour Hoffman to a wheelchair, bites off some of his flesh while he's still alive, sets him on fire and rolls him down a public street
Red Dragon

BEST SEX SCENE
Brittany Murphy + Eminem
8 Mile

Moneypenny + a virtual reality machine
Die Another Day

Michael Vartan + Erin Daniels f. Robin Williams
One Hour Photo

Adam Sandler + the voice of Karen Kilgariff
Punch-Drunk Love

Robert Wisdom, Selma Blair + an orange rectangle
Storytelling

BEST TRAILER

The Believer
Chicago
Comedian
Interview with the Assassin
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Ring
Signs

BIGGEST LETDOWN OF AN ENDING

8 Mile
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Gangs of New York
Minority Report
Orange County
Signs

MOST SHAMELESS CORPORATE PRODUCT PLACEMENT
Heineken, Motorola + Taco Bell
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Sprint, Burger King + PlayStation
Men in Black II

Lexus + Gap
Minority Report

Healthy Choice
Punch-Drunk Love

Dr. Pepper
Spider-Man

more nominees to come…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.