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19-year-old wrestler Tenacious Z has accepted a contract with WWE.

People call him the "One Legged Wonder."

Yes, that's right…WWE's newest wrestler has ONE LEG.

He can do a moonsault and a dropkick though! How cool is that?

WWE is also negotiating (we're told the deal has not been signed) with Steve Chamberlain, another one-legged wrestler.

In other news, wrestler Goldust, after being electrocuted on television, will return as a character with deep emotional problems and Tourette's Syndrome.

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