oliver spencer

Apparently, the Matrix Reloaded script leaked. From what I know about the movie and the photos I've seen, it seems like the real thing. If it's not, then someone needs to get a job.

I was at my computer today doing nothing when I heard somebody yelling in the hallway. Moments later, there was knocking on my door. I opened the door and standing in front of me was a twenty-something hippie type.

"DO YOU WANT TO GET HIGH?"

"No."

"I'm looking for my friend Chris. He lives in 209 or something. Is it that way?"

"I don't know anyone named Chris."

"Yeah, he might not be here. He graduated three years ago. Haha. Aight thanks."

This person then ran around the floor knocking on every door in sight.

[knocking. door opens.]

"DO YOU WANT TO GET HIGH?"

"No."

"I'm looking for my friend Chris…"

[knocking. door opens.]

"DO YOU WANT TO GET HIGH?"

Eventually, his routine stopped. I suspect he found Chris and went to get high. Then, I heard this:

[knocking. door opens.]

"Yo could I borrow a pipe?"

And then, soon after…

[knocking. door opens.]

"Could I borrow a lighter too?"

Brain cells. Gotta love 'em.

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