a sorta nightmare

At work today, I was preoccupied using Illustrator when I heard this song on the radio that I vaguely recognized. I couldn't quite figure out what song it was, but I soon found myself really digging this song. Then, it hit me like a Puerto Rican girlfriend. This is the new Tori Amos song! Almost impulsively, I checked my armpits for hair. Gah! Don't panic, Jon. Try down below. I cupped my crotch. Is that…? Why yes it is! I feel cock and balls! SWEET SWEET COCK AND BALLS!!!

Phew.

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