Oi. I'm so tired. The cook must have basted the turkey in NyQuil and stuffed it with horse tranquilizers. For the second year in a row, I spent Thanksgiving away from home. Last year, I had to stay in Los Angeles for a Weezer show…
Date Archives November 2002
rob schneider is "the stapler"
america is the great satan death to america bomb the mall destroy the statue of liberty we shall overcome george bush long live bin laden long live saddam america is the great satan death to america bomb the mall destroy the statue of liberty we…
reminder
Potluck at the soup kitchen tonight.
cleaning out my closet
I can't seem to go anywhere without seeing him. I saw him at a sushi place. I saw him at a screening of The Ring. I see his column mugshot in the school paper. And last Saturday, I stood in line right behind him outside…
you love your brother
My room overlooks the UCLA Sig Phi Ep frat house, and for the past week, the brothers have been hard at work decorating their shitty rundown house for a special "Eden" party tonight, sawing and nailing into the wee hours of the morning. They built…
a sorta nightmare
At work today, I was preoccupied using Illustrator when I heard this song on the radio that I vaguely recognized. I couldn't quite figure out what song it was, but I soon found myself really digging this song. Then, it hit me like a Puerto…
a modest proposal
Jon | Rory | Anthony What the fuck happened to Jerry Lewis? I think I may know what happens to Jerry's Kids.
talking points memo
I was planning my schedule for winter quarter when I discovered that while I'm in my third year of college, I'm already classified as a senior. I did the math, and it looks like I can graduate before I turn 21. I'd like to have…
mi 2 (3 of 2)
I hate to write any more about Michigan, but I saw a news article that warrants mention. 8 Mile Rapper Shot, Recovering "Ali Miyzaan, 26, said he was shot about 11:30 PM November 8 in the parking lot of Phoenix Theaters, which is on Eight…
mi 2 (2 of 2)
Jon | Rory | Anthony When I told people I was going to Detroit for a weekend, I received one of three responses: 1. WTF? 2. Don't get shot. 3. It's really cold there! Bring a jacket! My mother seems to think that the sun…