My friend Jose writes for the San Francisco Chronicle and I ghost edit many of his articles. Yesterday, he subbed for columnist Jon Carroll with our latest collaboration a meditation on Mormonism and he actually used one of my offhand copy edits in the final piece. Fuck yeah! I got published in a major paper! Go me! Granted, it's only one line, but it's not every day you can pick up the paper and tell your parents, "Hey, you see that sentence right there? I wrote it. ME. [pause] Sweetness…"