Jon | Rory | Anthony
Would you rather drown in mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
I'm-a have to agree with Anthony on this one. Rory, how can you go anywhere near mayonnaise without gagging?
Hey, I'm supposed to be white, remember?
Right. Sorry, I forgot. Heh. Still… Wouldn't you rather go out…in a TANGY ZIP?
A drowning just isn't a drowning without Miracle Whip.
Have you guys tried Miracle Whip before?
You mean, as a lube?
No. As a condiment.
Oh. As a condiment.
Yeah, I've tried Miracle Whip before as a lube for my diI mean, a condiment for my Whier, a lube for my condimFUCK!
You know what? Fuck this. You go to hell in your mayonnaise, Hornblower! I'll be in my room…