October 2002 • Adam Riff™

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Jon | Rory | Anthony I thought the "Rocky! For Senate" campaign (join Rocky's army!) would be the highlight of the 2002 election until Howard told me about a California proposition that Arnold Schwarzenegger came up with. Vote "yes" on Prop 49! What do emo…

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on 28 Oct 02 23 Aug 10

I love Small Stories.

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on 27 Oct 02 23 Aug 10

First you say "WHOA-OH!" Then you say "YEAH-AH!" Then you say "SHIT THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!" and vomit unnaturally blue stomach content all over the floor. "Montana's Libertarian candidate for Senate has turned blue from drinking a silver solution that he believed would protect him…

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on 23 Oct 02 25 Aug 10

My friend Jose writes for the San Francisco Chronicle and I ghost edit many of his articles. Yesterday, he subbed for columnist Jon Carroll with our latest collaboration — a meditation on Mormonism — and he actually used one of my offhand copy edits in…

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on 22 Oct 02 25 Aug 10

Every week, the WWE finds a new way to make me even more embarrassed to be a wrestling fan. Last night on Raw: "HHH (disguised as Kane) enters a funeral home and starts talking to Katie Vick's dead body as it lies in an open…

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on 21 Oct 02 25 Aug 10

Jon | Rory | Anthony My family drove down from the Bay Area this past weekend and we attended a family wedding and spent the night at a conference resort in Industry Hills. I think weddings should have themes, like bar mitzvahs, to ease boredom….

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on 18 Oct 02 25 Aug 10

I've decided to be the Red Dragon for Halloween, but I can't put the makeup on myself, so if there are any incredibly hot chicks out there who'd like to work their dexterous hands all over my naked backside, call me and we'll exchange pricks….

one year ago, jon declared war on telcobox

on 17 Oct 02 23 Aug 10

Jon | Rory | Anthony 10.26.01 "I think that devoting your website to nothing but Telcobox trashing has gotten pretty tired." – Aaron from The Marked Fool Would you rather drown in mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? Mayonnaise. Miracle Whip. I'm-a have to agree with Anthony…

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Jon | Rory | Anthony Too tough to call. St. Louis fans, all is not lost. You still have the Rams. What must Nelly think? The San Francisco Giants and the Anaheim Angels will play each other in the 2002 World Series. The question is:…

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on 14 Oct 02 25 Aug 10

Have you seen the print versions of SparkNotes? I thought the whole appeal of SparkNotes was that they were free. Remember when Modern Humorist actually had content? Nowadays, the site is little more than a place to shill Modern Humorist merchandise. Ahhh…the joy of selling…