Date Archives October 2002

untitled

My friend Jose writes for the San Francisco Chronicle and I ghost edit many of his articles. Yesterday, he subbed for columnist Jon Carroll with our latest collaboration — a meditation on Mormonism — and he actually used one of my offhand copy edits in…

Read More

untitled

Jon | Rory | Anthony My family drove down from the Bay Area this past weekend and we attended a family wedding and spent the night at a conference resort in Industry Hills. I think weddings should have themes, like bar mitzvahs, to ease boredom….

Read More

untitled

Have you seen the print versions of SparkNotes? I thought the whole appeal of SparkNotes was that they were free. Remember when Modern Humorist actually had content? Nowadays, the site is little more than a place to shill Modern Humorist merchandise. Ahhh…the joy of selling…

Read More

untitled

I woke up today and found a porno movie outside my door. The box says: "If raunchy backyard bangin' pumps your nads… well hold on to your huckleberries 'cause these kissin' cousins are the nastiest sluts east of the Mississippi." West of the Mississippi, of…

Read More

untitled

Jon | Rory | Anthony Chinese people consider the number four unlucky because phonetically it sounds like their word for death. Welcome to the 4th dimension of flavor. Taco Bell recently introduced a "new" quesadilla packed with four cheeses: mozzarella, cheddar, pepper jack and…nacho cheese….

Read More

untitled

Hey kids! Do you like puzzles? What we have here is a cryptogram. The numbers represent letters which spell out the name of a popular Las Vegas tourist attraction. If you have trouble unlocking the answer, try using this clue: 8 = D. Good luck!

untitled

Jon | Rory | Anthony WARNING: The following piece contains gross generalizations, inside jokes, and region-specific references. Enjoy at your own discretion. wrestlepaloozer: [sigh] I'm so fucking sick of writing about Michigan. Jram Royal: … Jram Royal: YOU WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE ABOUT MICHIGAN Jram…

Read More