Date Archives August 2002

untitled

I decided that I like watching wrestling at Hooters. It makes me feel like a real…guy. When I'm sitting there at the bar, eating chicken wings, drinking pop, staring at tits, and vocally reacting along with all the other guys in the place, I forget,…

Read More

rant

why do healthy mexican fast food restaurants (baja fresh, la salsa) have such small containers for salsa? i feel like i'm at a sperm bank. not only are they wasteful, but you have to fill quite a few of these suckers to get enough salsa…

Read More

rant

in one scene in the movie xxx, vin diesel uses a bazooka to blow something up. the bazooka looks really flimsy though, because it's not a bazooka — it's a sony camcorder modified to look like a bazooka. what kind of bazooka has a flip-out…

Read More