Junior year of high school, I vowed never to set foot in the state of Michigan. At the time, I probably couldn't locate Michigan on a map…..of Michigan, but I knew that I truly deeply hated the state. Guess where I'll be this holiday weekend?…
Date Archives August 2002
adam riff™ was adopted for a reason
Finally…Nintendo rolls out its big guns. Like the Kids in the Hall tour with Jews. Jimmy Eat World, The Promise Ring, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, and Thursday are among the acts confirmed to appear at various stops. 10% of the tour's gross ticket sales will…
adam riff is a miracle person
SPOILER ALERT Rory: Why would people celebrate victory by shagging? Jon: Whaaa? Rory: At the end of the movie, Mel Gibson's daughter heralds the departure of the invading aliens by pointing out that "they're doing this [simulates sex] on TV." Jon: Dude, she was dancing!…
adam riff is not making this up
I live in an old frat house. Lambda Chi Alpha. A couple years ago, the frat's national board suspended its UCLA chapter indefinitely after two members drowned during a trip to Lake Mead. The house has a communal kitchen with a communal freezer. Recently, I…
adam riff ain't scared of no angry chickens
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