I found my dream job. If you're not watching wrestling right now, you're missing out. Anyway, a wedding weekend in Orange County means no update until Sunday night at the earliest, which sucks because I have all this belated timely material that I have to…

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If you watch TV, you've seen the ads that talk about "friends being out together having fun, you're here at home, grounded, because you smoked weed and your parents found out." What were you doing? Hotboxing your mom's van? If you're dumb enough to let…

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There's a character in Austin Powers 3 called Fook Yu. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're so funny, Mike Myers! No wonder your only successful movies involve you playing the same characters over and over! Jokes like "Fook Yu" are why I'm reluctant to tell people that my middle…

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This is my right A right given by God To live a free life To live in freedom Talkin' about freedom I'm talkin' 'bout freedom I will fight For the right To live in freedom What would America do without Paul McCartney?

I have an e-mail account. Hello, i'm your number one fan! and i miss the cows with testacle propellors. won't you say hi to me. Sweet sassy molassy. He's back. Martin. My self-proclaimed number one fan. Martin was a freshman when I was a senior…

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