I saw a commercial for the Game Boy Advance in which a doctor notices his patient playing a game called Frogger's Adventures and on the screen of a GBA is Frogger jumping from platform to platform in a forest collecting what look like coins.

Since when does Frogger go on adventures? I thought Frogger's job was to cross the road. Why is he saving a dying swampland now?

I have had it with video game developers who fuck with classic games like George Lucas does movies. They should all be ashamed of themselves.

Namco recently released Pac-Man World 2, because apparently, one 3D adventure game starring Pac-Man wasn't enough. Call me a traditionalist, but Pac-Man does not ice skate, rollerblade, and swim; Pac-Man eats yellow dots. That's all he does! He eats yellow dots while ghosts with the agility of South Park characters chase him. No canyons, no volcanoes…just dots.

I suppose it's only a matter of time before Centipede changes time with a flute and the two lines and the square from Pong steal cars and kill gangsters.

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"Holly and Valbowski have been talking about teaming up for years." – After lines like this I really wish Tazz would break Kayfabe and tell Cole to "shut the F— up". It reminds me of an NFL game I was watching on FOX this year and Pat Summaral was showing signs that he had totally lost it. He seriously asked a question about why the NFL didn't play games on Halloween to which John Madden had to reply, "Well, this year Halloween is on a Wednesday." Soon thereafter Pat bluntly said, "I always wanted to be a pirate." I'm convinced that Pat Summaral is Michael Cole in 50 years.