untitled


Happy 21st birthday, Natalie Portman.

I've always thought June 9 would be a cool birthday to have.

6. 9.

69! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bob's birthday is March 11.
J-Ram's birthday is April 1.
Katy's birthday is September 11.
Rob's birthday is October 31.
Kim's birthday is December 25.
Eddie's birthday is December 31.
All cool birthdays to have. Unfortunately, none of them are mine.

[sigh]

My birthday is a fucking hat size.

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published.