Date Archives June 2002

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I saw a commercial for the Game Boy Advance in which a doctor notices his patient playing a game called Frogger's Adventures and on the screen of a GBA is Frogger jumping from platform to platform in a forest collecting what look like coins. Since…

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Nowadays, most people have digital cable or satellite television, systems that feature hundreds of channels, 30 or so of which are neatly categorized digital music channels (rock, rap, etc.) that have no picture and just play their respective music all day. Does anybody actually watch,…

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I'm home. My parents gave away my car. It's been quite a week. Last Tuesday, I received a phone call. Winston: Jon! It's for you! Jon: Who is it? Winston: Jord. JORD? What the fuck? Uhhh…okay… I picked up the phone. Jon: …Hello? "Jord": Hey,…

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Happy 21st birthday, Natalie Portman. I've always thought June 9 would be a cool birthday to have. 6. 9. 69! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Bob's birthday is March 11. J-Ram's birthday is April 1. Katy's birthday is September 11. Rob's birthday is October 31. Kim's birthday is December…

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something for everyone I attended the 2002 MTV Movie Awards last weekend, partly to see Jack Black in hi-larious spoofs of Spider-Man and Fellowship of the Ring but mainly out of love for the Republic. Fuck Anakin. I looooove politicians. From the moment I saw…

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