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"yo i'm a jedi knight, go on the dark side"

attack of the chode Guess who's seeing Episode II tonight?

………….my friend Paul.

This is the same Paul who said:
Paul: George Lucas can suck it. That little hack.
Paul: The actors he uses are always much better in other movies. That speaks volumes to me.

He interns at KIIS-FM, the local top 40 radio station, and somehow got the hook up.

I know he's seeing the movie just to spite me. He never does anything alone, dependent sumbitch that he is, unless it's something that he thinks will hurt me when I hear about it. Moreover, based on early reviews, it sounds like Episode II kicks (spider) ass, but I know Paul will somehow find a way to put a negative spin on things, no pun intended. [sigh] I tire of his unrequited competitiveness.

Look…
I love Star Wars. (Go ahead and groan. I love wrestling too. Groan groan groan.)
I've waited three years for a new Star Wars movie.
My pants get crustier every day as May 16 approaches.
DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!!!
That's all I ask.

To think, I agreed to share an apartment with this guy next year. I'm starting to reconsider. Here's to living alone.

episode II tour 2002 confirmed dates:
05.16 + 12:01 AM @ world famous Grauman's Chinese Theatre
05.16 + 7:00 PM @ world famous Fox Village Theatre
05.17 + 7:30 PM @ world famous Fox Village Theatre
05.18 + 7:30 PM @ world famous Fox Village Theatre
more to be announced

Episode II plays 24/7 opening week at the Village. How cool would it be to see the movie at 3:30 AM or 8:30 AM?

asian stickboy I make sub-par projects for my "creative authoring for the world wide web" class. Best viewed in full screen.

radio station concert calendar
This is a div project. I recently updated it.

color code
This is a linked image project I made as a "fuck you" to this black girl in the class who's all about her African heritage. She only visits websites about African shit and only makes websites about African shit. Sheeit… Wait six seconds (stupid "refresh" code requirement) and click the links to enjoy.

clowns
This is a frames project that suffers because of a slow server. Oh well.

go capitalism! I bought the WWE Wrestlemania X8 2-DVD set at Best Buy for $19.99.

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