previously on adamriff.com rivers cuomo on emo "For the most part, emo is worthless. Pinkerton is worthless. And all of it is gonna die. It's bad music. I really think that. It's just not rock." and now this in rolling stone Cuomo is deadly serious…
Date Archives May 2002
i know what yu did last weekend
After spending Easter in Arizona, the Adam Riff™ Media Empire struck back Memorial Day weekend. It was a lot of fun. You should try it sometime. I've seen WankerCounty Jord and his friends more than I've seen my parents this year. The job of priests…
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Yes, we know, Rivers. I posted on WankerCounty today. Now off I go to Grauman's Chinese Theatre. May the force be with you.
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P. Diddy has been accused of discriminating against clowns by the Clowns of America International Convention. The accusation follows Diddy's recent confession that he suffers from coulrophobia, a mortal fear of clowns. According to reports, the fear is so intense that Diddy has a clause…
shaq packs make me kobe pee
"yo i'm a jedi knight, go on the dark side" attack of the chode Guess who's seeing Episode II tonight? ………….my friend Paul. This is the same Paul who said: Paul: George Lucas can suck it. That little hack. Paul: The actors he uses are…
doctor doom, a man of science, doesn't believe in jesus – why the fuck do you?
"oh!" spider-man redux Okay, people. Stop messaging me about how much you loved Spider-Man. I never said I didn't enjoy the movie. I said I was disappointed by what could have been if Sony had spent more time on the screenplay and visual effects. If…
tony fader is my hero 4
"forehead subject to zoning laws in 38 states" rivers cuomo on emo "For the most part, emo is worthless. Pinkerton is worthless. And all of it is gonna die. It's bad music. I really think that. It's just not rock." jon yu on rivers cuomo…