"livin' libido loco" Joe: know any good porn stars? Rory: uhhh Rory: i don't look at porn Joe: WHAAAAAT?!@#$%^ Joe: are you gay or something? Rory: no Rory: it's just useless to me Rory: i have no sex drive Rory: never have Rory: never will…
Date Archives April 2002
you'd be cuter if i shot you in the face
"negative feedback" please. stop this. i can't hide it anymore. i hate you. you ruin everything. the one chance i had, the one time it was really great – you hid it from me. you took all that i had hoped for and dreamed of….
glass breaking
"a middle finger to the institution" My friend Paul absolutely hates Star Wars movies. Something about bad acting and bad dialogue. Note that the last movie he willingly saw was an Indian movie called Lagaan. Yes, Star Wars movies have quite a few flaws, but…
this party's over
"my prophecy says you're dead" I apologize for the current string of unoriginal posts. I've been busy. No, I didn't get a life; I got swamped with shit to do. Two books to read and 16 pages to write in the next seven days minus…
i'm gonna be in wine country this weekend, and by "wine country" i mean "the room above my garage"
"two wongs will make it white" Hahahahahaha. I wonder what Shakira sounds like in bed. Hmmm… My mother told me to plug this site. I made this for a basic HTML assigment in my web authoring class. Yes, I like to follow the radio industry….
been a business doing pleasure with you
"wakka wakka wakka" While procrastinating Monday, I hit up Punogre (I refuse to call it "Armegro") and saw this. Now I dunno who Pikacheney (David Cole) is, but I do know that there's a photoshopped image of the MEHAP teacher from my high school on…
it's my duty to please that booty
"it's what we're all about" at the Saturday Night Live writer's meeting… Lorne: The Rock is hosting this week. How can we use him to be funny? Tina: I know! Let's put him in a bunch of skits that compromise his masculinity and have him…
christian slater, muslims now
"i could be condemned to hell for every sin but littering" Lance Storm: "While traveling to the west coast is great, California bites because there are no Cracker Barrels there." I agree. Dave Meltzer: "I read a few Scorpion King reviews today. It was pegged…
the united states of whatever
"WHATEVAH!" My name in Snoop Dogg language is Jizzon Yu. Hey kids! It's time for a… Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor says he was disappointed by the last film in the epic science fiction series. The actor, who plays the Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi, said…
the cheese stands alone
"we are all made of starch" Saturday night, my friend Paul and I were watching television when he flipped past a Train video on VH1. Jon: Hey, is that Train? Paul: Yeah. Jon: They have another video? Paul: Yeah. Jon: Jesus ranch… Why? The Bay…