"it is 5:00 AM and you are listening to los angeles" I'm taking an extension class where we watch new movies and then have Q&A sessions with people associated with the particular movies we see. Next week, we're screening Peter Bogdanovich's new movie The Cat's…
Date Archives March 2002
bus to beelzebub
"get onto the bus" The thing about this complex, contemporary world of ours is, it's so modern. It's even more modern than we thought it would be, even more modern than Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke thought. For starters, much brighter and sleeker. There…
i'm just gonna be a motherfuckin' weirdo
"rock the mic like a fascist" I don't consider myself "liberal" because sometimes I'm very conservative. Today is one of those times. I saw Quarashi, Lostprophets and The Apex Theory Wednesday night. You know what else I saw? Labrets. Lots of labrets in the crowd….
cannibal holocaust
"the breakfast of champions" Jon: Hello, non-Mexican people! Jon Yu here broadcasting pre-taped from Cancun! Coming up, Rory Hornblower shows off some spring break hot spots, Dave Attell insomniacs south of the border, Kylie Minogue takes you shopping for a spring break outfit, and we'll…
coming to terms with the new age
"negative capability" Whoo! Finals are over. Almost two weeks of spring break await me. I'm-a pack my bags and head to Mexico. By "pack my bags," I mean "take off my pants," and by "head to Mexico," I mean "watch wrestling DVDs." I met two-thirds…
five percent nation
"destroy all monsters" Lil' Bow Wow, you just don't know…..how much you make me wanna barf. Same goes for Lil' Romeo. I got nauseated seeing him show off his HOUSE on Cribs. Not his dad Master P's house, but his own fucking house. Every St….
era de hielo
"eeeeee" I never thought a UCLA game would actually bore me until Friday night. Go Bruins on Sunday against number one Cincinnati. Knock on wood. Five out of six of my teams made it to the second round. Whoo! Pac-10 second round game to watch?…
godspeed through texas, faggot
"gleemonex blues" If you didn't know already, Vince McMahon is one of my heroes (see the latest portal), and today, I'm-a emulate him and change and drop content angles without any explanation. So now then. No more Stupid Little Oscar® Game 5. No more reviews….
on the waning days of my existence
"top 40 ounces to freedom" More people want to tag the header than I expected, so I decided to create a gallery of previously-exhibited headers (with credits). This week and next, I am seeing Aphex Twin, Wilco, The Boredoms, Cannibal Ox, Sleater-Kinney, The Apex Theory,…
tupperware cowboy
"yee haw" For the final project in my screenwriting class, I had to write the first five to ten pages of an original screenplay. The following is my final project presented in a modified screenplay format for internet aesthetic purposes. the main character is Jon…