"funny, he doesn't look jewish" Anthony: Anthony Michael Hall here. [sigh] Where do I start? Jon's still in Mesa police custody. He had calmed down and we were all ready to post bail when the cops had him committed over some online personality disorder test…
Date Archives February 2002
narco tourist
"nerd alert" Jord: …so then this van coming down the road just swerves and BOOM hits him straight on as he's turning around. Jon: Hey. I took the first flight out here that I could get. Where is he? Anthony: ICU. Jon: Jeez. What are…
dashboard confessioNO
"smells like victory" Mulholland Drive you crazy. A boilerplate David Lynch enigma wrapped in a dreamy riddle wrapped in girl-girl action. Originally conceived as a series for ABC and reworked as a feature once the network backed out. Okay, either I'm really stupid or David…
cubans are clean
"fie dolla!" I think they should rename my classes Neck Pain 106B, Coma 10B and Alzheimer's 130A. Note to self: never register for a 9:00 AM film class again. So far in my German film history class, we've had 27 film screenings, and I've yet…
hegebarth lives
"nay deen" When someone asks you what time it is, glance at your watch and say, "It's either six-fifteen, or Mickey has a hard-on." Guaranteed they'll ask somebody else. Jon: Whoo! Let's go live now via cable modem to Salt Lake City. Jon: The Olympics…
research and successful drug policy shows that treatment should be increased
"transmitido en SAP" Every morning. Every FUCKIN' morning. Jon: Can I have eggs, pancakes, potatoes and sausage? Cafeteria Lady: If you smile… "If you smile…" The fuck is that bullshit? You're a fuckin' cafeteria lady! Shut the fuck up and give me my fuckin' food,…
fuck you puto
"approval rating = 40%" Super Troopers scooper. After a string of suspicious events leads them to the brink of a major drug bust, a gaggle of Vermont state cops take on both the nasty smugglers and the budget-hogging local police. Many hi-larious moments compensate for…
from this milkless tit you sucked the very business we call show
"not a post, not yet an update" Super Crossroads. After eight years apart, three childhood friends rediscover their friendship on a cross-country trip. Indispensable. Classic. The movie has it all: Mike D's wife as its director, Britney, Britney singing her songs, Britney almost naked, Britney…
dude, calling soda "pop" is like hella wack
"spoken like a true californian" Why is a cucumber better than a man? Fuck you, bitch. Jon: [yawn] Damn, I'm tired. Oh well. Let's go live now via cable modem to Salt Lake City. Jon: Hornblower! Long time no see! Rory: Yee. Jon: How you…
two a.m. and still no closer…just fucking bury me
"not like that, pony!" Happy paperwri, er, Chinese New Year. Whoo.