Elvin Lee, I'm-a exchange your eyeballs with your testicles the next time I see you if you don't deliver on your promise to host my site on your server. I gave you and Nick $250 to buy shit for that fuckin' machine and I'd like…
Date Archives December 2001
Jonathan Yu's Anthology of Top 40 Literature 2001
welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the eighth wonder of the world the flow of the century oh it's timeless HOVE! Jonathan Yu's Anthology of Top 40 Literature 2001 I never made it as a wise man i couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing…
Rock the Dreidel of Love
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Wienerschnitzel! Okay, I was gonna kick off today's special Hanukkah post with a news bit on the Beastie Boys readying a follow-up to Hello Nasty, but some little Massachu-SHIT (cough cough) beat me to it. No matter… I don't even like…
put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains
Fall quarter ended today. You know what that means? No more Cameron. There was a guy named Cameron in my English 10A discussion section and he absolutely pissed the fuck outta me. I'm sure you've all had a Cameron-type in a class before. He's the…
Half Swedish and Half Asian
"We may lose the battle, but we'll win the war." – Alec Baldwin on Pearl Harbor Did you know that you cannot buy rye bread in Phoenix? Did you know that the five letter-number combination printed on the plane on the cover of the Beastie…
Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo
Shit! I got my fucking period! I'm not whoring myself to Ty; I just have to bring this up: Doesn't he look like a young Thom Yorke? The similarity is uncanny. One class down, one class to go. I took my Film and TV 106A…
Dresden Firestorm
Sadness is a cold machete. After starting the season with six victories and hopes of a national title, UCLA will skip any bowl game following a late-season collapse. Gary Beck, executive director of the Humanitarian Bowl in Boise, Idaho, confirmed Tuesday that the 7-4 Bruins…
Tim Allen Is Not Very Funny
Ar ar ar ar explosions ar ar ar. Hell: where is it? I'm sure everybody has been told to go to hell at least once in their lives. Some people even tell themselves that they're going to hell. Personally, I'd prefer to go to Vegas,…
Underage Against the Machine
What can I say? I like older women. Hell week is over. Two all-nighters a day apart really do a number on you. I can't remember the last time I woke up and my eyes didn't hurt. Oh well. I shitted out my papers (without…