yea so i was bored and for anyone who knows who they are, i was talking to this guy i know in a band called gwar: rory hornblower: are you going to see spy game? gwar: maybe rory hornblower: im going to see it at…

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German schoolgirl Annika Irmler has licked her way into the Guinness Book of Records with her whopping seven centimeter tongue. "My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue – I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika. The twelve-year-old…

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I don't know if this is what you'd call a layout change. I'd like to think of it as more of an ongoing project, part of twelve-step program towards digital rehabilitation. Muchas gracias, Tony, Ogre, and Dobi, for letting me steal code and inspiration without…

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Wow. Something's not right. Weeeeee! I had another pre-life crisis yesterday night. Old-schoolers may remember the occasional posts where I was all moody and shit. Yeah, I need help. Help…and drugs. I'd been okay since my last wordy breakdown in August, but Tony over at…

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"you must DIE! i alone am best!" + 3 Doors Down + AIM rate limits + anti-smoking commercials made by tobacco companies + any 1-800-CALL-ATT commercial + calling your friend a "foo" + Calvin peeing decals + Cartoon Network anime + Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches on…

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Comedy Central is making a host of original programming changes. Among them: the cable channel has cancelled The Chris Wylde Show and hired radio comic Sal Iacano, Jimmy Kimmel's "Cousin Sal" on KROQ, to replace Nancy Pimental as co-host of Win Ben Stein's Money. It…

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It's 11-11. Do you know where your airplanes are? I hate it when I spend a whole day doing absolutely squat. It's such a waste of mind, made worse by the fact that everybody else seems to have things to do and people to see….

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pyxis 042: oh my god, i can't believe jord actually drove to this guy's house and ambushed him with a water gun pyxis 042: you guys are so retarded!!! pyxis 042: it's like the sharks and the jets…and just as lame as their dance-fighting pyxis…

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(caution!) Whoo! I got a fanpic! Wait. That kinda looks like my room at home. Jesus ranch! MOM? Oh, for crying out loud! That's just wrong. And who is that man? Is that Winston's piano teacher? Good lord… I guess it's true what they say:…

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