I could be at a private Rolling Stone Ryan Adams show at the Troubadour right now, but I'm tired as fuck after basically staying up all last night shitting out a paper. And look, I have another paper due on Friday! Weeeee! Man, I've yet…
Date Archives November 2001
Life Gets in the Way of Living
Music news websites are buzzing with reports that the princess of pop, Britney Spears, has already set Valentine's Day, February 14th, as the date for her wedding to *NSYNC's Justin Timberlake. Details of the ceremony are being kept secret. The couple, who have been living…
The West Coast Has Been Traumatized
I'm back, and more unmotivated than ever. Friday, I saw Weezer, Tenacious D, and Jimmy Eat World at the Long Beach Arena. JEW rocked, the D did not, and Weezer's predictably spectacular 75-minute set was what you'd expect from a band whose frontman hates a…
A Prayer for Owen Meany
Friday from 7:00 am to noon at Best Buy, get the Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 2-DVD for $14.99. Friday and Saturday only at Best Buy, get both Office Space and The Princess Bride on DVD for $11.99 each and save $5….
Jockin' Turkey to My Dismay
Last night, I dreamt I was being sodomized by two giant rabbits. Whoo! 1989 – Beijing, China Chung Wang: Harry, go to supermarket and buy turkey. Harry Wang: Ai ya! Not now, Chung. I am watch Chicago Bull play. Chung Wang: HARRY! I say go…
I'm Not a Boy, Not Yet a Man
William Regal kisses Vince McMahon's ass and "Nature Boy" Ric Flair returns on Raw. God, I love wrestling. Whoo! The main event for WWF Vengeance December 9 in San Diego will be a title unification match between the winners of The Rock vs. Chris Jericho…
Pure Drivel
Gorillaz' collaboration with D-12 is now available online through the Gorillaz website. The track, inspired by the events of September 11th in the U.S., also features former Specials frontman Terry Hall. The song was recorded after the D-12 crew were stranded in the U.K. only…
Jonathan and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Good Day
Oh man… My parents are gonna kill me. Jord made me do it. It's all his fault. I never wanted to wake up at 8:00 am on a Sunday morning to go wait outside a Best Buy for two hours with a bunch of thirty-year-old…
Gay Sloth Week
Attention all male musical artists who wear leather pants: your music still sucks. Thank you. pong
Minnesota Pop
I was at lunch today when I noticed that the Rieber dining hall had these: Does anybody else find red- and green-colored tortilla chips just a tad disconcerting? I mean, blue chips make sense, because blue corn actually exists. I can't say the same about…