Ahem. Yes, Mr. Aaron, I have no desire to talk about Telcobox in every one of my posts. I'm really not an angry person. However, I do believe that if you declare war, you win it, even if it entails, as you say, "bringing up…
Date Archives October 2001
Jalopy Taco Stand
Telcobox Rob just won't quit. 1. "Geezus, do you watch nothing but wrestling man? Oh yeah…Survivor." Hey, I'm not the one with the AIM screenname "RobisBor." So I enjoy watching white trash television. At least I'm man enough to admit it. We all know what…
Sittin' on My Watch So I Can Be on Time
56-17. I got three letters for ya: B-C-S. Hmmm. I hear the Telcobox people "love" my recent posts. Well, I "love" their acknowledgment of my genius too. They know I'm right. They know their site is a pathetic bastion of underage thinking and a crucial…
Raging Bull
Long Beach? Of all the places in Los Angeles where Weezer could play with Tenacious D and Jimmy Eat World, they chose fuckin'…..LONG BEACH?! I just know those Telcobox kids are somehow behind this. Bastards.
Biblical Hermeneutics
"don't mistake jon yu with that other guy with talent…john woo." Gee, I've never heard that one before. I'm hurt. Fuck off, Rob (or should I say "rednow sselkcid"?). I'm in no mood for your perverse psychology right now. Keep it up and I will…
Short and Hard Like a Body-Building Elf
This one goes out to TheBorishOne at Telcobox. Mr. BorishOne, you're my hero. I wish I could be like you. Yes, I wish I could be a loser who has to use a pseudonym when talkin' shit, a badly-spelled pseudonym at that. I think you…
Muslim Lesbians : Carpet-Munching Brown People :: America : Carpet-Bombing Brown People
"You see, mother is dead." "Yes, that's the trouble with mothers. First you get to like them, and then they die." Weezer returns to Los Angeles in concert November 23 with special guests Tenacious D and Jimmy Eat World. Whoo! Happy Thanksgiving! With papers up…
iF yoU C warplayer
Okay, I have two papers to write and I've been slackin' mucho, primarily because I'm preoccupied with updating this site. Unlike the faggots (and I don't use the term derogatively, nudge nudge wink wink) over at Telcobox, I don't need a staff of eight to…
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
And now, Travis from the movie Taxi Driver talks to SmarterChild on AIM. BickleMeElmo: Huh? SmarterChild: Yeah? BickleMeElmo: Huh? SmarterChild: What up? BickleMeElmo: I'm faster than you, you fuckin' son of a… SmarterChild: Whoa. You have got one seriously foul mouth. BickleMeElmo: I saw you…
Chingada Chingada Chingada
I feel like ass right now. Writing papers sucks.