A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…a bored little shit made his presence known on the internet with one simple question: "do you think Michael Jackson's penis got smaller as his body got whiter?"

Yes, Jonathan Yu's website is one year old today. Happy birthday to my website. I doubt my visitorship has grown much since I launched last year to an audience of one, but it makes no difference to me. I like to think of my site as a motivational tool more than anything, kinda like, well, you know what I'm gonna say. Attention deficit disorder usually hits me like a Mexican girlfriend, so it's really quite amazing that over the past twelve months, I've curated such a substantial archive of material. Hopefully, my creative juices will continue to flow more than my sperm does. They say that your high school graduation is a passage from childhood to adulthood. Well, I didn't walk, so here's to a few more years of juvenile delinquency. Whoo!

I wanna take this opportunity to thank everybody who help or have helped me with my site. In particular, I wanna thank Nadia for teaching me all the generic code I know, Sarah for her beta services, Seth for his inability to keep a secret, Rory B for inspiring Hornblower, and especially Adam Riff™ for being nice. Adam Riff™ is my co-pilot, whether he likes it or not.

I go eat cake now. In the meantime, check out the 2001 Summer Entertainment Awards and the archive for Jonathan Yu classics like this headline:

Carson Daly counts down his days as an MTV VJ
Reign at number one not expected to last
After 5 more appearances on TRL, popular host to be retired

Be back tomorrow. Oh, you know it.