Howard the Bad Ass Motherfucker

Burger King is selling tacos now. Two tacos for 99 cents. You know that profits are down when a restaurant that bills itself as the Burger KING adds tacos to its menu. What's next? The double bacon chalupa?

Tenacious D, The Rock, and Kurt Angle will present at next week's MTV Video Music Awards, and for the first time ever, Jonathan Yu is going live on the internet. Join me next Thursday starting at 6:30 PM eastern time (3:30 PM pacific) for play-by-play commentary on all the VMA fun. Four-and-a-half hours of frequent updates with yours truly – better than sex.

I was at the pool today and I realized how much I hate people who use flippers. Like Elvin once said, "That's…CHEATING."

Okay, let's talk about Stile. Jay Stile is a guy who became famous for running the Stile Project, a website where he basically posts porn and other depraved digital goodies. Recently, he's come under fire for posting a video of a Korean man killing, cooking, and eating a kitten. Now, I'm gonna stay out of this whole Asian dietary practice controversy, but I want to say that you should know what you're getting into when you visit Stile. Unfortunately, some people who considered themselves desensitized really weren't. Here's where I come in with…

Jonathan Yu's Tough Enough Challenge

Are you tough enough for Stile? See how far you get in my test of personal moral standards. Caution: explicit content! Challenge is NOT intended for children and/or pious Christians.

Britney Spears adorns the cover of the latest Rolling Stone with the quote "Don't treat me like a little girl" printed in big bold letters next to her. Well then…

What should we treat Britney Spears like?
(out of 31 votes)

a little boy • 6 votes • 19%
meat • 19 votes • 61%
this and like that and like this and uh • 2 votes • 6%
a cancer patient • 0 votes • 0%
Christina Aguilera • 4 votes • 13%

So we should treat Britney Spears like meat. Is this the same meat you guys beat while fantasizing about a girl you want to treat like meat?

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