Naked Lunchbox

I use the word "fuck" a lot, so today I thought I'd try something different and not use the word "fuck" at all. And now, ten times in history when using the word "fuck" was appropriate:

"What the fuck was that?"
– mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
– General Custer

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
– Albert Einstein

"It does SO fucking look like her!"
– Pablo Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
– Pythagoras

"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
– Michelangelo

"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain."
– Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"
– Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!"
– John F. Kennedy

"We're all fucked."
– Dick Cheney

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