I use the word "fuck" a lot, so today I thought I'd try something different and not use the word "fuck" at all. And now, ten times in history when using the word "fuck" was appropriate:
"What the fuck was that?"
– mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
– General Custer
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
– Albert Einstein
"It does SO fucking look like her!"
– Pablo Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain."
– Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!"
– John F. Kennedy
"We're all fucked."
– Dick Cheney
NBC has tapped Carson Daly to host its late-night interview show Later, which will return to the peacock's late-night lineup early next year. Daly's new gig on Later is part of a three-year deal with NBC Studios that will allow Daly to host or appear on a range of NBC programs. He'll also continue to host TRL and his two syndicated radio countdown shows. Does the world really need more of Carson Daly? A 28-year-old Catholic golfer who paints his fingernails does not deserve this much exposure.
Ja Rule, Staind, and Jennifer Lopez have been added to the performance roster for the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards. Wait…Jennifer Lopez? Who wants to hear her lip sync? People like her ass, not her music.
In addition, Britney Spears will debut "I'm A Slave 4 U," the first single off her upcoming third album, on the show. Scheduled for release November 6, Spears' as-yet-untitled record will also feature such pop gems as "Give It 2 Me In D Ass," "Mouth For Rent," and "Talking Vagina."